NAME: Shirley Pifko
NICKNAMES OR ALIASES: Shirl (once by Ed), Ava Hortona.
AKA: Rachel Cronin
OCCUPATION: Stuckeybowl employee, Ed's Legal Assistant.
BIRTHDATE: Unknown
MARITAL STATUS: Single
VEHICLE: Unknown
INTERESTS: Painting, TV shows & movies, her kitty named Kenny (not her former co-worker), knitting, stew.
PET PEEVES: Attention, being called Shirley (An 'Airplane' reference).
KNOWN FOR: Her large eyes & pursed lips, being abrupt, being uncomfortable with rhetorical questions. USUALLY WITH: Ed, Phil & Eli. |